Nick Pine, Wrestler Extrodinaire and Candidate for.....
Richard Montgomery's Homecoming King!

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Oi, you!

Vote Nick

For Homecoming King

Because he is mentally unsound

and who knows what he'll do if he loses. . . .
Why vote Nick?
Academic Reasons
  1. Was on Varsity Wrestling Team freshman year
  2. Is now co-captain of wrestling team
  3. Takes All honors and AP courses
Social Reasons
  1. Everybody Likes Him
  2. Self-proclaimed and reknown sexy beast
  3. He's Nick, Why the hell else?
  4. Because you can
Miscellaneous
  1. Once single-handedly fought off an entire hoard of ninja-pirate-samurai-robot-seductresses using only his trusty Katana, and his side-kick, the talking hamster, Bobby
  2. Has already laid seige to several kingdoms on his own, so as king he would surely lead us out of opression and straight to VICTORY! ! ! !








Background Information on Nick
  • Nationality- White, Asian
  • Catch phrase- Vote for me mother-fucker
  • Hobbies- Read, eat, sleep, listen to music, run, lift weights, wrestle (preferably guys).
  • Weight- 137
  • Height- 5-10
  • Age: 15,000
  • Hair color- black
  • Eye color- black
  • Favorite Color- Green
  • Favorite Food- Raw Chitterlings, still in its natural “gravy”, as he calls it
  • Occupation- Consultant
  • Favorite drink- Water
Official Acts As King
  1. He will, and I quote,"Pimp, his Queen, yo!"
  2. He will wear that crown like no one else has before!
  3. He'll Dance like some sort of dancing machine
  4. As King, he can and WILL ride spinners


Come join the Nick Pine FANCLUB! ! !








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